no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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