have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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