do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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