Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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