First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just want to make out with him forever
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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