Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Come share oat with me in your robe
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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