I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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