That's intense
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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