I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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