either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
