where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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