we have officially lost it.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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