The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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