I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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