this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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