oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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