I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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