we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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