Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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