She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize