Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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