Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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