yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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