I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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