we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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