'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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