so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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