You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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