do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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