I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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