Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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