think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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