They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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