Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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