Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
A+ Viking dick
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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