Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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