i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
where does the pee come out of this thing
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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