whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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