Don't you send me to vm
ugly people sure do ruin things
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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