I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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