Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
