Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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