He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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My ass is underappreciated
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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