Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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