After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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