why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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