Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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