then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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