I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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