Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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