How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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