I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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