i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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