no. you can't hotbox the world.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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