I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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